I have a friend who I've known since I was really little. One day, when he was 6, I was at the house of his when he got green living absolutely god-awful belly pain. I mean, he was virtually writhing in pain. So, his mother took him to the doctor's office, in which the doctor took a single look and told her to take him to the ER. She dreaded anything along the collections of an intestinal rupture. About half way to the hospital, the friend of mine suddenly let rip the loudest, most effective fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We thought the upholstery in the automobile seat had ripped. After a great thirty seconds of intensive farting, he were at the mother of his and said, "I feel all much better now!"